Marine Animal jokes
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
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The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.