Marine Animal

Marine Animal jokes

Dolphin

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Octopus

What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."

Shark

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Octopus

What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.