Marine Animal jokes
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Whet
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Octopus.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.