What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Whet
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
