What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
