Heater jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Bob the builder.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Community talk
WC Siarra, here is the lore in my mind about the word heater. I know that its an old word for a gun. On a Reddit story on TikTok I saw someone say that heater was a gay slur. Then I found out it wasnt. So I made it one
Primarily directed at vertigo but you realize heater is an old word for a gun right?
I WON HEATERS