Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Bob the builder.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha