You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
Q- What do you call a shed full of black fellas. A- Retired Farming Machinery
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
