You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
