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Gender

3 years ago

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.
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    Wood chipper

    1 year ago
    The image shows a text at the top explaining the difference between pedophiles and hebephiles. Below there is a picture of an orange wood chipper with the text "But the wood chipper doesn't care."
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    • Ball

    1 year ago
    A red bell pepper with a human face is shown. The text reads: "My balls after I shove them inside a industrial grade steam powered metal press."
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    Wood chipper

    1 year ago
    The image shows text at the top defining pedophiles as being attracted to kids under 13-14 and hebephiles as being attracted to teens, adding that there is a difference. Underneath is a picture of a large yellow wood chipper with the text, "But the Wood Chipper doesn't care."
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    Soda

    5 years ago

    I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

    It was soda-pressing.

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    • Shed

    2 years ago

    Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?

    A: Retired Farming Machinery.

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    • Baby

    4 years ago

    What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?

    A baby in a blender.

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