Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
My dog died I'm so sad
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it
he was a great pilot
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
like this if you have ever had a family member die
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
somone stole my balls :(
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
