Loss jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
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Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
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My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"