What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
