Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
My dead grandfather!!!!
I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.