Loss jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.