Loss jokes
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.