What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Loss Jokes
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
