Loss jokes
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.