Looking At jokes
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."