Looking At jokes

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.