Looking At jokes

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?