I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied. Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say,"What? It wasn't my fault."
Why did God give women legs? 1. To look at. 2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
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Go to the ruplies, look at the top and it will say "in ur mum"
Look at my name and youll see
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at it
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”
where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Whats hot and hard? Me when i look at children
I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.
i was going to tell a joke about a mirror but it seems that im looking at one
If u look at this joke you going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow
I looked at my daughter, I told her what's wrong.
She said, I wasn't being a daddy to her, until..
Friend texting fat boy:I know your on the groupchat I can see you looking at my texts . Me: I can only see fat
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me, they weren't after I shot them though.
Two men are next to each other. one looks at the other "are you a fascist". The other man responds "no why would i be" The first man pulls out a gun "are you sure." The second man says "never mind a fascist"
