a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
your hairline so long they mistake your forehead for a football field
Yo hair line is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts so much when you want to put it back ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐คฃ
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What do u call a guy with a long chin
Chino-Chinese
Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong
Whatโs big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
1,2,3,A,B,C,D, And Theirs a D in it and theirs also a 3 thats how long your d is
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
your mums hair line was so long that you decided to get therapy
your dads hair line was so long that he died
your mothers hair line is sooooooo long cause dora the explora could not explore it
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
