What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
your dads hair line was so long that he died
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
