Lonely jokes

There were three guys stranded on a desert island. Each was granted one wish by a genie that found them. The first guy said, "I wish to go back home." The second guy says the same, and the third guy said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?

He had no body to go with.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.