The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
