Log jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

Thank you, -Connor

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.

Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.

Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"