Log jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Well boys how we gonna fix this issue
managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account
mmm I love desmos
Community talk
hello ppls , may i cant get into britix it tells me to log in and it doesnt work
Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more
Alight im'a hop tf off.