I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door
why can't an orphan live peacefully, Technoblade: as a ghost he could locate all orphan withing 2 weeks
Why do orphans live on buses? They never have a home to stop at
pepole go to placs to see harry potter live but you an just go to the aborshin place an see sumthin bisaper
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
What do Lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common? They both live long with dry skin.
