What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
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When rejected: That's ok the 3 other little pigs said no too.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
where did little lucy go during the bombing? everywhere
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
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When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
I'm a little piss baby! -dream
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One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that’s not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
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