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What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special

how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch

What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Michael Jackson is pure cheese.

I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.

when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;

my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont

When I'm chilling and a little kid runes my moment

Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!

why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"

there is this little boy and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?" She replies with, "These are my headlights." He looks down and says mommy what's that? she says that my garage. so he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says what is that? the dad says this is my snake. later that night he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams mommy, mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage, Daddy's snake is trying to get in!

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

You know what I told my little brother plane

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.