Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”
Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ?? ...<<<~~(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))~~>>>...
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He's holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that's my child.
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
Was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex..... The little girl in my trunk
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
jasper likes little girls and bin laden
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
