No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
