Lightyear jokes
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!