Oliver savage's life
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
why does adam buy airsoft guns you might ask? to defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit
what is life
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
Josh:tell me something funny Mark:my life
My Sex Life
my life is such a udder disappointment what a udder failure
The worlds funniest joke your life
BOB:Wanna know a joke
LILLY: What ur hat?
BOB: no my life :'(
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
Life has ups and downs and they had downs
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
your life wanna hear a sadder one
my life
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
