Lex jokes

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?

Student: Apple!

Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?

Student:....Bitch...

I like dick.