My cousin: “how’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when ur at softball practice?!” Me: “lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
I tried a Lemonade from my Friend.It tasted fantatastic.
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
I orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bum bum bum got a family
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand. And he said to the man Running the stand Hey Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other..I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
