Citrus jokes
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
Cereal.
Couy.
Bean.
Oh no!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.