Citrus

Citrus Jokes

Lemon

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

Soda

I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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  • Lemon

    If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

    Orange

    Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

    Orange

    Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

    Because it never runs out of juice.