Citrus jokes
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.