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Lemonade

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."
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  • Animal

    7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows text above a photo of a cow stuck in a metal structure, with the name "pablo" written on the bottom. The text says "Step 1: Google animals stuck in weird places. Step 2: Give it a common Spanish name. Step 3: Profit."
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  • Mascot

    13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A child poses next to Mr. Ball, a large mascot with hairy, testicle-like appearance, for a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer.  The text in the image states: "A child poses with Mr. Ball, the mascot for a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer."
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  • Toyota

    50 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago
    The image contains text at the top stating 'Toyota watching the Iran conflict escalate into a ground war'. Below the text is a zoomed-in, slightly blurry image of the character Negan from the television show The Walking Dead, smiling broadly with a mischievous expression.
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    Landmine

    488 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

    I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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