friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?
(They Get set Free)
