Leaf Jokes

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color

Why did the koala go to bed?Because it was leafing

Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there

If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first

The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging

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What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone

What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree

A leaf

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone you son of a birch.

so I was walking in a store and a carrot and a lectus said "lectus leaf" to me.

What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!

What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.

aight imma make like a tree and leaf

*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first

The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope

One time an and was collecting food suddenly a wind and pushed the ant to the river the ant said help help and a pigeon heared it then he grab a leaf and throwed It in a river the ant climbed on it and then pigeon and the ant became best friends but one time a hunter came to kill the pigeon when the saw him she bites his leg and the pigeon flys away from the arrow and that's how friends are everybody