Last Supper jokes

Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"

Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.

Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

What did a cannibal have as his last meal?

Five guys.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?