Last Supper jokes
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
