Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Jesus said to his disciples "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life". Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
Your momma so old she has been a waitress at the last supper
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
