Larry

Larry jokes

Lgbt

  • Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

    He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

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  • National stereotype

  • Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

    Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

    Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

    American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

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