Landmark jokes
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Type shit.
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there are bodies of over 150 dead hikers on mount everest, and they'are used as landmarks.
There are bodies of over 150 dead hikers on Mount Everest, and they'are used as landmarks.
the golden gate bridge is lame