Landmark jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Ooo.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
