Landmark jokes
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Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What is this wrong answers only
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.