Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Ooo.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
