Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
I wasnโt staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.