Landmark jokes
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Type shit.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Ooo.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.