Landmark Jokes

Hairline

I wasnโ€™t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Tower

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Year

What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

Big Ben

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

Twin Towers

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Tower

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

Twin Towers

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Plane

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.