Landmark jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"