America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.