Landmark jokes
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Ooo.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.