America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Ooo.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
