Koala

Koala Jokes

Bear

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

Salad

Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,

Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.

Kangaroo

In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.

Animal

What did the koala do when he was too educated?

He ran away from koalapidia.

Llama

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Bear

Why is the koala not a bear?

It doesn't have the right koalafications.

Tree

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!

Face

Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?

Tree

Why did the koala climb the tree?

To get to the other branch. :)

He made it, don't worry!

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