Koala

Koala Jokes

Kid: why aren’t koalas considered bears Nerd: because their marsupials Kid: no cause they didn’t have the koala-fication

In Africa a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty the kangaroo said that when they have no water they dig a hole and water comes out of it then the kangaroo digged and in 1 minute the koala said that is there any watering there now and the kangaroo said no and the koala had to wait for so many minutes and soon water came out of the the hole and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water and the kangaroo wanted water too so he tried to pull out the koala but instead his tail got chopped off and then they never became friends again

Q: What’s a koalas face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the treee?