How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Koala Jokes
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
