Koala jokes
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Koalas are awesome!
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
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What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.