why did the chicken cross the road? to visit the idiot. knock knock whos there? the chicken the chicken who? *silence*
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself. ", Well I hope Ur hungry I replied, cos they cut off my electric this morning"
bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.
knock knock whos there? not sally
Knock knock Who’s there I suck I suck who Michael Jackson
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s the police ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver he’s dead.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies”, I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point..they sure as hell aren’t real now!
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Knock knock who’s there Utah Utah who Utah talking to me
Knock knock who’s there Candace Candace who Candace be true you don’t remember me
Knock knock Who’s there Cabbage Cabbage who Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock Who’s there Broccoli Broccoli who Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock Who’s there Goliath Goliath who I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ach Ach who? Bless you
