Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sally.

Sally who?

You're going to bed right now.

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabid cow.

Rabid cow who?

Hold on, I need to get my gun...

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fourth of April.

Fourth of April who?

May the fourth be with you!

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabid cow.

Rabid cow who?

Hold on, I need to get my gun....

Bomb

Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally...

How did she die?

A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

A bomb.

Mom

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Fuck you you rwind my life.

Susie

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

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  • Suzy

    Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

    Drum

    Knock knock.

    "Who's there?"

    A man with a drum.

    "Well, tell him to beat it!"

    Bone

    "Knock, knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Bone."

    "Bone who?"

    "It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."

    Year

    Will you remember me in 7 years?

    (Yes)

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Knock

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Natyourcheese.

    Natyourcheese who?

    Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!