What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
BlessedBrian is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
