Just Eat jokes
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
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Hey guys it’s me again I was not able to post in a while because I am in Japan There is no cell around where I am And the WiFi is bad I’m also needing a break because my health has declined I have needed to just stop eating because I’ve been overeating And I don’t really think I’ve eaten an actual meal in a week or so I’ve been just eating random shit around the house in secret I think im dying And my jaw and eyes hurt so bad too Help