Just Eat jokes

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't, they just eat out.

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!