Little Johnny

Xzavier

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

By:Xzavier

Comments (16)

X

Here is another one for you Enjoy

G

That was a good one.

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Thx

G

Welcome :)

C

Ye thats Good

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Wow

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i love this joke, my wife and i are doing it rn ;)

C

i seen them link and what the heck

M

I hope you are convinced.

J

This is the worst joke I’ve ever heard. Kill yourself. Your adopted

D

jamal no hate comments please

W

Jamal suck a p....

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Jamal, get off this website.

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shut UPPPPPPP

J

Walter and Gwen you guys suck each other dick

N

Please stop.

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