What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?
-No more tears.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
what do they call Dwayne "the rocks" Johnson's son? The Pebble
what happens when u hit the Dwayne Johnson's butt u hit rock bottom
Lil Johnny went to school said teacher if you let me poop my pants I will let you have my dad and his money will you do it Mrs.Johnson