What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can't an orphan go to s.c Johnson because it's family owned
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?
-No more tears.
Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because its a family company...
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What company do orphans hate the most?
Sc Johnson a family company
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
what do they call Dwayne "the rocks" Johnson's son? The Pebble
what happens when u hit the Dwayne Johnson's butt u hit rock bottom
Lil Johnny went to school said teacher if you let me poop my pants I will let you have my dad and his money will you do it Mrs.Johnson
