Jedi

Jedi Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

Darkside

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Lightsaber

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Divorce

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

School shooting

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

Yoda

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Sand

    Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

    *also him*

    Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.

    Star Wars

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

    Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

    Solo

    Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

    Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

    Sister

    Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

    Because they are Sith-ters.

    Plan

    Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

    Palpatine: Screw it.

    Son

    Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

    Palpatine: Knew it.

    Force

    Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

    They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)