What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
