What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
