Jedi jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

"May divorce be with you."

Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?

They are always swinging a stick.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.