Japan jokes
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.