How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
my friend Jackson Huge-T get raped by Huge-D's
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
Billies Jeans
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
