Jackson

Jackson Jokes

Golf

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Blanket

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Money

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

Behavior

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

Company

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

Math

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

Ping-Pong

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Mess

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.