IT jokes

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.

It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."

Frère l'été ici!

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I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Why do they call it Ovaltine?

The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.

R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".