IT jokes
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🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
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What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.