Isolation jokes
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Covid bruh
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."