Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
