Isolation jokes
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Me In Quarantine
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
quarantine be like:
new years be like in my house
Covid bruh
i might die so i definitely will be doing this
Community talk
looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap
Why can everyone find love except me? Why do i have to be the lonely one? The screw up? The fucked up one that should js die?
dude i'm fucking grounded which means I can't even talk to my boyfriend or anyone anymoreeeee