Isolation jokes

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.

I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."

JK.

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

What do you call a high school student?

Alone and depressed.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.